This is NOT the website of the 9/11 Conspiracy Author

 

Dear Nutters of the World, thank you for your many terrifying 9/11, NWO & "aliens did it" conspiracy e-mails (over 500 and counting so far) over the past few years. 

However this website is not that of the 9/11 Author with which I share the same name and as such your e-mails, hilarious as they are, aren't reaching your intended victim target er......recipient.

In fact they're mostly sitting in my Spam Folder, which has now started to act strangely and is scaring my Inbox with its wild-eyed looks and hypnotic mumbling about Lizard Over-Lords.

So for the sake of my Inbox (and so that I can take my tin-foil hat off), can you please bugger off with your daft e-mails.

Cheers.........................................Ian Henshall (no, not that one, the 'other' one).